Balls Out in Ohio: Woman with a Knack for Nuts On the Run from Police
In a tale that’s part wild romance, part medical emergency, an Ohio woman has sparked a full police (wo)manhunt after literally going for her boyfriend’s jewels. Jeanita Hopings, 45, supposedly kicked down the door of her man’s Toledo home and got busy with a sharp object in what’s being called a “ballsy” break-in. Police say she gave him a surprise ‘trim’ that left one of his… ahem, family jewels… fully exposed and in need of hospital care. It seems love in Toledo can get pretty cutting-edge—and deadly serious. Authorities slapped serious charges on Hopings: felonious assault and aggravated burglary. Not exactly the kind of Valentine’s Day present anyone wants. A mug shot from a previous run-in with the law is making the rounds, but the real question is: where is Hopings now? Toledo’s finest are hot on her trail, trying to catch the lady who turned love into a literal nutcracker saga. The score is simple—balls lost, justice to be found. And the cops have the full court press to b...
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